• mizu
    12•1 year ago

    I’m gonna start asking quick questions on these memes since they’re on topic: Does instant noodles cause constipation?

    "The fiber in the diet is essential for regular bowel movements. Instant noodles lacking fiber promote constipation."

    • @Ketchup@lemmy.worldEnglish
      7•1 year ago

      If it did, it would have been suggested last week when the need to not poop was at an all time high

      • mizuEnglish
        2•1 year ago

        Google told me it promotes constipation

    • Greg ClarkeEnglish
      5•1 year ago

      You want foods that don’t generate much poop; not foods that generate poop but clog you up with constipation. That’ll make you uncomfortable for the 3 days. We’re all rooting for you, good speed our poopless knight!

      • mizuEnglish
        4•1 year ago

        well shit (pun fully intended)