The work bathroom is currently a warzone, on their phone speakers people like to play music, play games at full blast, and one guy likes to chill to ambient rainforest. What song can I play to passive aggressively make it known that I don’t want to listen to their tik tok feeds while I work out my demons?

  • @philpo
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    101 month ago

    I have a very special set of songs for you:

    1. Hamster Dance
    2. Lama Song
    3. Scooter - How much is the fish
    4. Aqua - Barbie girl

    Now, listen,here is the important part: You do not play all four songs in a row,oh no. You play the first song in a loop for days, every time you go to the loo. Maybe even place a loudspeaker with a motion sensor there.

    Then you stop. And once they feel secure again, when they pull out their stupid phones again, then you strike again. With the same song!

    Then,after a while you stop again. Wait for a while. Of course, they have learned and then expect the previous song again. But nooo! Another one,not one bit better than the first one.

    Break their pooping souls this way!